May122008

An Experiment!

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syntheticpubes:

Executive Summary: Writing comes somewhat naturally to me and a few people have liked the musings posted here. I am interested in writing for new audiences.

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I’m looking for a writing assignment. Pay isn’t important, but I’d appreciate a bit of exposure. I can wax philosophic or spew reductive, profanity-laced tirades. I have prior work demonstrating both ends of the spectrum, if you’d like examples.

I am appealing to my Tumblr audience because some of my most-reblogged posts involved a helping of pseudo-intellectual babble from yours truly. (Yes, the causal relationship is tenuous at best, but let’s ignore that for now.) Additionally, I couldn’t help but notice that a number of my followers enjoy fairly well-connected positions in online media.

Areas of expertise include

  • being a heterosexual male (i.e. boners, unrequited love)
  • being a total fucking nerd
  • surviving painfully awkward adolescence
  • drinking in social situations to mask the above
  • being paid by the state of California to run a de facto co-ed frat whose output was a periodical full of dick and fart jokes
  • dick and fart jokes
  • design & new media art
  • cycling (fixies are the new skateboards; ask me why)
  • other things you’ve likely gathered from reading this tumblog (e.g. photographs of boobs)
  • and so much more!

Excursions planned for the coming week which could provide material

  • launch party for much-hyped search engine startup
  • SF Tumblr meetup
  • shameful acts of inebriation at SF’s Bay to Breakers
  • and I recently returned from New Zealand and Thailand

So let’s talk, or please feel free to reblog this. My Gmail address is extremely straightforward, and questions are welcome.

 Reblogged for 2 reasons:

  1. Uses phrase “fucking nerd”
  2. This is traditional social networking, but not traditional online social networking.

Reblogged from syntheticpubes.

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