September 2009
azizisbored:
Atlas Sound - Shelia
Another great...
Maybe I went a little overboard. But seriously?
Woman: excuse me.. Your shirts don't match.
ME: hm. probably not.
Woman: you know that your shirts don't match?
ME: well I don't think they look horrible together. But thanks for letting me know.
Woman: I mean, why would you even put those on together, I just don't understand.
ME: ....are you serious?
Woman: I mean, do you have any sense of fashion?
ME: you know, I'm sorry, but I missed the part of where this was any of your business while I was getting dressed this morning. Someone must have forgotten to give me the memo that the fucking shirt matching FBI was out on the hunt today.
Woman: ....
ME: and I must have missed the memo of where it's suddenly ok to be rude to random people. Were you invited into the "rude as fuck" group or are you the founder? Just asking because I want to know how little I need care about my shirts fucking matching right now. Like a on a scale of 1 to 10, I can't imagine giving less of a shit about anything else.
Woman: .....
ME: I'm going to give you about 3 more seconds to get away from me.
(478): you ate skittles off the table like a...
downtowngirl:
reeunderscore:fuckyeahhippos: (via: saidmaryjane)
this sounds like something I might would do.
